(Source: stilezs)

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

celebritity:

gender: ugly

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

did-you-kno:

Yawning is so contagious that even dogs have been known to yawn after seeing humans yawn. Just reading about yawning can cause a person to yawn. *Note: Most of you are either about to yawn, or already did. Source

sunshinychick:

"this ones big..and this one, this one is really big… and the last one? this last one is so big"

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

image

(Source: tonydinozzos)

burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

image

  • teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off